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| | Female vs male poetry |  | | | από ένα e-mail που μου στείλανε... | | |
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call... not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my feet and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs, long legs,
who owns a liquor store and a Ferrari.
I know this doesn't rhyme
and I don't give a shit.
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02-08-2006 @ 14:55 | eehhmm...i hate Ferrari...i love Laborgini...sould i worry for my sexouality? | | Aris4
02-08-2006 @ 15:55 | Ευτυχηχηχηχη.................... right on brother !!!!!!!!! ::up.:: | | annaΤi
02-08-2006 @ 17:44 | ::laugh.:: ::laugh.:: ::laugh.:: | | Δήμητρα
03-08-2006 @ 01:18 | χαχαχαχαχαχαχα Σωστός ο κύριος αλλά αν όλες οι γυναίκες είναι όπως τις περιγράφει πιο πάνω πού να βρούν οι άντρες γυναίκες όπως τις θέλουν και το αντίθετο???Δύσκολοι καιροί για ΘΕΛΩ!!! Καλημέρες ::cool.:: . | |  |
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