Female vs male poetry

Δημιουργός: ftx, Ευτύχης Χαιρετάκης

από ένα e-mail που μου στείλανε...

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FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call... not wait for weeks.

I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my feet and begs to do more.

Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs, long legs,
who owns a liquor store and a Ferrari.
I know this doesn't rhyme
and I don't give a shit.

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