A classic gin and tonic
your beauty is iconic
honey you’re like a legend here tonight

A shaken Manhattan
anything could happen
Some find god in just a sip of wine

I call for the bartender
he comes and asks me tender
“what will it be?” and I say

...something pain-free on the rocks

Rum and coca cola
these bar stools should be taller
to help you a little bit to reach
for your star

A deep blue Aviation
we are our own creation
I wonder if it's cool I’ve gone too far

I'm watching the bartender
he's trying to remember
just what it was I asked for and I say

...something pain-free on the rocks